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Natal Agreement

I, Ms Vaidya, am entering into an agreement on this date (insert birthrate here) with my parents Mr and Mrs Vaidya (hereafter referred as the Parents).  I understand that this agreement cannot be nullified.


I agree to live a happy and healthy life. I will not hold the Parents responsible for the happiness in my life. I am entitled to get a lifetime loan of love and affection from them and I agree to repay in kind. I understand that the interest on this loan is accrued on a weekly basis and I will strive to pay the dues on time.


I am also entitled to receive guidance from the Parents on a frequent basis and I agree to make best use of the same. I also understand that I will receive occasional discipline from them. Any and all arguments and disputes will be resolved in Vaidya Family Court and the decision will be binding on both the parties, the Parents and me.


I will consult the Parents for their advice in presenting and selecting career options during my teenage and adult life and also life options during adult life. However the final decision will be mine and I expect the Parents to respect the same. I agree to work hard to achieve my dreams and will not hold the Parents responsible for any fulfilled dreams.


I understand that getting pampered is a privilege which can be temporarily suspended because of circumstances beyond the Parents' control or as a consequence of my actions. I will not hold the Parents responsible for providing or suspending the privilege.




Toe print of Ms Vaidya



 Mr Vaidya



Mrs Vaidya




Witness

(Attending physician)

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